Audiobook cover for Midlife in Gretna Green by Linzi Day, showing a glowing doorway opening into a magical forest, with a Celtic knot star symbol floating in golden light. Dark trees frame the scene, creating a mystical Scottish atmosphere, with green title text and a cosy fantasy tone.

Midlife in Gretna Green – A Cozy Scottish Fantasy Audiobook with a Sentient House, Talking Cat & A Midlife Heroine by Linzi Day

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Audiobook cover for Midlife in Gretna Green by Linzi Day, showing a glowing doorway opening into a magical forest, with a Celtic knot star symbol floating in golden light. Dark trees frame the scene, creating a mystical Scottish atmosphere, with green title text and a cosy fantasy tone.

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"I laughed, I cried, I devoured the entire series in a week. Best thing I’ve read in YEARS."

Midlife in Gretna Green – A Cozy Scottish Fantasy Audiobook with a Sentient House, Talking Cat & A Midlife Heroine by Linzi Day

£14.99
Sale price  £14.99 Regular price 

Midlife Recorder Book: 1

Length: 9 hours 56 minutes

Midlife in Gretna Green is a warm, funny cosy Scottish fantasy filled with magic, found family, and second chances—perfect for listeners who love uplifting stories with heart, humour, and a touch of chaos.


Perfect for listeners who love:

  • cosy fantasy with humour and heart
  • Scottish-set magical stories
  • midlife heroines starting over
  • Celtic mythology, fae, and magical realms
  • found family and uplifting character journeys

This audiobook includes:

  • a midlife female lead discovering her power
  • a sentient house with a personality of its own
  • a talking cat and a loyal canine companion
  • magical politics involving Fae, Vikings, and Celtic figures
  • humour, warmth, and emotional growth

Part of a series:

Book 1 of the Midlife Recorder series—perfect if you’re looking for a binge-worthy cosy fantasy world set in Scotland with ongoing characters and storylines.

Continue the story:

Or jump straight in with the three audiobook bundle:

More adventures in Gretna Green are already available in ebook and paperback, with audiobook versions coming soon.

Want to keep reading right now? Visit the full reading order and follow Niki’s journey across the seven realms.


Full Book Description:

It’s never too late to learn how to stand up for yourself

Niki McKnight has spent her entire adult life being bullied—first by her husband and then by her boss.

Recently widowed, she’s in dire need of an extreme life makeover. But she never expected it to come in the form of her beloved Gran leaving her a magical Celtic estate and a mysterious new job as a Recorder—whatever the hell that is!

She and Tilly, her adorable Bichon Frise, head to Scotland to claim her inheritance with no freaking clue what’s in store for them.

In Gretna Green, they meet a colourful cast of characters, including a sentient house, talking cat, Celtic god, Fae king and a sketchy lawyer.

Can the woman who wouldn’t stand up to her husband and was bullied by her boss find and wield the authority required to keep Vikings, Pict and Fae royalty in line?

With the help of her family’s psychic gift and some magic - she just might!

Midlife in Gretna Green is perfect for readers who’d enjoy an uplifting story of found family with cozy paranormal fantasy elements. Set in a magical house with a woman who wants to find and use her own voice and finally claim her power.

Read by: Colleen Prendergast


If you’re wondering…

  • “What cosy fantasy books are set in Scotland?”
  • “Are there fantasy stories with Celtic magic and a midlife heroine?”
  • “I want something like Practical Magic but funnier and more British…”

This is a perfect place to begin.


Have questions?

Do I need to start with Book 1?
Yes—the series is best enjoyed in order, as Niki’s story, relationships, and powers develop across the books.

How do I listen to the audiobooks?
After purchase, you’ll receive an email from BookFunnel with simple instructions to listen in your browser, download the files, or use the free BookFunnel app.

What is BookFunnel?
BookFunnel handles the delivery of your audiobooks (as well as any newsletter bonuses), and provides customer support if you need it.

It’s a service I pay for, and their support team are genuinely brilliant—real people who are there to help. You’re absolutely entitled to that support. Most readers never need it, but if you do, don’t hesitate to get in touch with them.

Can I buy the audiobooks anywhere else?
At the moment, the Midlife Recorder audiobooks are only available to purchase here on this site.

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SmileEveryDay

This was my first time listening to audiobooks, they kept me entertained and enthralled on a 7 hour train journey. Thank you so much

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Lisa i.A.

Colleen Pendergast was amazing at bringing this book to life. She has the perfect voice for each character. It certainly is above and beyond the normal audiobook experience.
I will listen again.
I hope she is working on Book 4.
It was an added treat to get the bonus epilogues for each book.

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Anonymous

I was so excited when Linzi announced that she was doing audiobooks! I can't wait for the while series to be completed. The vocalist does an amazing job!

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Olwen

Excellent book read in a wonderfully descriptive way

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Leslie

I have already listened to the audio books several times. It is so wonderful to visit everyone and hear all the accents. I feel like I am sitting at the kitchen table.

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Marjorie

Soo good to hear this in the accent it was meant for.

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Nicole

They are great to listen and hear the names as they should be said

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Jill

I really liked this audiobook. The narrator was perfect for the book. The author is great.

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Helyn G.

I already loved the book.... But got the audiobook as I thought it could be interesting and wanted to support such a good author.
I now have the set.
These are brilliantly read, with fantastic accents (not an easy task) and bring the characters to life. I've actually found I notice things I hadn't picked up when I was reading the book.
Plus, I can listen in the car for when doing chores, don't have to put the book down!
I'm now an audiobook addict!

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Xenia

This review is for people who hate audiobooks

I’m not a fan of audiobooks. They never sound like they do in my head or say things in a way or accent that irritates me to violence! I have read this series in kindle format and it’s one of my current re-reads. Honestly I bought the available audiobooks because in the sample I heard it didn’t sound awful and I wanted to be supportive of the author. So as you can probably tell by now I wasn’t expecting a lot, it’s an audiobook and they’re never as good as my head and there’s way too much consistently that annoys me.

Except these audiobooks are the exception to my I hate audiobooks rule. The narrator (Colleen Prendergast) is phenomenal and manages incredibly well with all the different accents as well as getting the nuance of tone across. The books come out really well and they’re about the only audiobooks I have genuinely enjoyed and listened to one after the other all day til I finished them. Between Linzi Day’s writing and Colleen Prendergast’s narrating these are probably the only audiobooks I would 100% recommend. I genuinely loved them.

So if like me you hate audiobooks you’ll likely really enjoy these. I think the only thing I would change is actually saying certain acronyms in full rather than in text speak but honestly that’s minor and the only thing that annoyed me which really is nothing at all. So go and buy them they’ll make you happy.

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Luanne

It's wonderful to have an audio version of this series! I'm on my third time through the books.

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Carol

I have read the whole series and loved everything about it. Listening is a whole new dimension though and I am hearing detail I missed first time around

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Betty

Loved it!

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Sharyne

Amazing story, great to hear it being brought to life